I’m back!

Well, it’s been a while.  Plus, my main topic - U of L Basketball - hasn’t had much going on lately being that it’s the offseason and all.  And, I got pretty miffed at Google because they took my super-high ranking and dropped me.  Jerks.

Here are a few updates of some U of L Cardinals news though:

* Earl Clark - gone, but now he’s back.  Way to go Earl.  I’m really looking forward to next season!

* Derrick Caracter - still the most ironically named player in all of sports.  He got all cocky and decided he’d leave and opt for the draft…then…whoops!  He had an epiphany that he was fat and lazy.  He came crawling back to Rick Pitino, who basically said “No, I think we’re pretty well off without you.” Great set of stones coach!  Perhaps Derrick was trying to imitate one of the best players in his position, Charles Barkley.  My theory is that he got confused, and tried to imitate Sir Charles circa 2008, and not circa 1991.

I’m confident that Derrick will land somewhere he can have a great impact though.

“Thanks for the talk Mr. Caracter!  We want to be just like you when we grow up.  And, yes!  We would like to super-size.  It’s okay, we can wait until after your break. You’ve worked a long 8 minutes, and the other crew members aren’t passing the Big Macs to you nearly as much as they should.  

When you’re back from your break, could you tell us about how you were the best player in the Albanian Basketball League?”

That is all for now.  I’ll be back sooner than later this time, I promise.

- ACITWB

~ by acatcherinthewonderbread on June 27, 2008.